I hope that I can enjoy my time here, I have not been active in any forums. I created this account to start purchasing the services that are sold here, being involved in a long standing community would be a big bonus. 

Welcome me to the BBC community 🤣

My childhood was basically:
- Wake up
- Dodge homework
- Install suspicious .exe files from forums written in broken English
- Get banned
- Repeat like a daily quest

Then Old School RuneScape entered the chat and ruined whatever was left of my moral compass. While normal players were hand-training skills, I was writing ghetto scripts and abusing macro clients to turn fishing, woodcutting, and runecrafting into a full AFK industrial operation. I treated random events like minor inconveniences and ban waves like seasonal weather. If there was a way to automate it, I probably left it running overnight and prayed my account would still exist in the morning.

I got banned so many times I started giving my accounts names like “NotLongForThisWorld,” “ProbablyABot,” and “BanMeDaddy,” just to save the GMs some time. Every patch day felt like a boss fight between me and the devs, and I refused to lose to somebody who thought jump quests and grindy skills were a good idea.

At the same time, I’ve been playing FPS games since my hands were small enough that my mouse grip was legally considered a war crime. While other kids were learning how to color inside the lines, I was learning how to pre-fire corners, jiggle peek like a crackhead, and develop trust issues from footsteps alone. My lullabies were headshot dings and rage quits.

If a game has:
- Recoil: I’ve memorized it, abused it, or deleted it with some “config.”
- An anti-cheat: I’ve treated it like a puzzle, not a warning.
- A leaderboard: I’ve either sat on top of it or ruined it for everyone else at least once.
- A report button: I live rent-free in the minds of the people spamming it.
- A grindy skill system: I’ve tried to script it, macro it, or automate it into a sweatshop.

I don’t just “play” games—I stress test the moral compass of every lobby and every economy I join. Half my skill set is raw mechanical aim and game sense; the other half is staring at settings, configs, clients, and weird tools thinking, “What if I just… didn’t do this the way they intended?”

Veteran cheater, lifelong FPS addict, professional bad influence in casual lobbies, and part-time RuneScape bot farm manager. If there’s a rule, I’ve broken it. If there’s a glitch, I’ve fallen into it, out of it, and then turned it into a lifestyle. Devs see patch notes; I see a to-do list. Anti-cheat sees a threat; I see a challenge. And if you see my name in your game, just know: I’ve probably been doing this longer than you’ve been alive, or at least longer than you’ve been pretending to play legit.
 

Disclaimer: This is all for shits and giggles—exaggerated for entertainment, not a confession to Interpol or Jagex HQ. Don’t take it too seriously (the GMs already do that for you).